英语小品剧本 6篇

英语小品剧本1

Characters:

Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao

Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.

ActI

Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.

Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.（slipped,takeitup,）

Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!

Dabao:（changefaces）

Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.

Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?

Dabao:No,No,No,no!Imjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.

Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!youvebeenherefor2hours.

Dabao:Really?（Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.）

Howdoyouknowit?

Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandIvebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.

Dabao:It’sabigbug!

Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!

Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:Dontcheatme,youvesoldmorethan2hundredones.

Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.

7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.

Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,letssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:（lookingaround）Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.

（Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft）

Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.

HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!

ActII

Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.

Let’senjoyit!

（Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith“NOSARS“）

Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.

Xiaofu:Hi,

Dabao:Hi.

Two:Whatafamiliarface.

Two:It’syou!

Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.

Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.

Howisyourbusiness?

Dabao:EverythingisOK!

10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.

Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearsbefore.

Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.

Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……

Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.

Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?

Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.

Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.

Dabao:（showsthereceipt）

Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.

Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.

Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.

Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!

Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’ssaidthat,Dontaskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.

Xiaofu:Youretheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!

Dabao:Thankyou!Andyouretheloveliesttaxcollectorinnewera!

X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.

D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadinnerwithyou?

Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?

Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?

Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.（leaves）

Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.

Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.

英语小品剧本2

SCENEI

FatherandMotherareathome.Gwenjustgetshome.

Gwen:I’mhome,Mom,Dad.

Mom:How’syourday,Gwen?

Gwen:Notbad.I’mtiredoftakingbusestoschooleveryday.

Father:Why?

Gwen:Thebusissocrowdedeverymorning.

Mom:Idon’tunderstand.What’syourpoint?

Gwen:Iwanttobuyamotorcycle-aHarley.

Father:What!!Harley!Areyouinsane?

Mom:(tofather)Calmdown.(toGwen)Iunderstandyoursituation.Iwouldagreeifyouwanttobuya

normalmotorcycle,butHarley!Forgetit.

Gwen:ButIwantitsomuch.I’vealwayswantedone.

Father:OK.Icancontributesomeforthemotorcycle,butyouhavetopaytherestyourself.

Mom:Iagreewithyourdad.

Gwen:Oh!Yes!Areyousure?ButIdon’thaveanymoneytopayforit!

Father:YoucanuseyourNewYears’RedEnvelopemoneyorfindapart-timejob.

Gwen:Hey,itsoundslikeagreatideatogetapart-timejob.

Mom:Youhavetokeepyoureyesopenwhenyoulookforapart-timejob.

Gwen:Don’tworry.I’llbecareful.

Father:Icangiveyousomeadviceandexperience.WhenIwasateenager,Iusedtoworkasaporter.Itwas

verytough,butIlearnedhowtoberesponsibleandhowtousetime.Sowillyou.(changeoftone)I

rememberIalmostlostmylifeoneday.

Gwen:Thanks,Dad.IthinkIcanhandleit.I’llbecareful.

SCENEII

Gwen:Ivy,Iwanttofindapart-timejob.Areyouinterestedingettingoneforyourself,too?

Ivy:Itsoundsgreat!IcansearchontheInternetforjobopportunities.

Gwen:ThenIcanlookattheadsinthenewspaper.

(After2to3minutes)

Gwen:Look!Here’ssomethinginteresting.Itlooksgood.

Ivy:Letmesee...let’smakeaphonecalltoseewhatthejobisabout.

(Phonerings.GwenandIvyarecallingthe“INeedYou”Company.)

Boss:Thisis“INeedYou”company!MayIhelpyou?

Ivy:Ineedapart-timejob,andIsawyouradsinthenewspaper,so…

Boss:Isee!CouldyoucometoourcompanythisWednesdayafternoon?

Ivy:What?

Boss:Oh!We’dliketointerviewyoupersonally.

Ivy:Isitalrightifmyfriendcomesalong?

Boss:Noproblem.Youandyourfriendcancometogether.

Ivy:Thankyou.Bye.

Boss:You’rewelcome.Seeyou!(hangsup.)

Gwen:Whatdidhesay?

Ivy:HesaidwecanhaveinterviewsthisWednesdayafternoon.

Gwen:Great!Let’sdoit.Wecanmeetthere.

Ivy:I’malittlebitnervous.

Gwen:It’llbefine.Don’tworry.

SCENEIII

(Wednesdayafternoon,GwenandIvyareatthe“INeedYou”Company.Theyenterthecompany.)

Boss:Hi,nicetomeetyou!Haveaseat!Takeiteasy.O.K.!First,doyouhaveanyworkexperience?

Gwen:No.

Ivy:Me,either.

Boss:That’sO.K.You’rejustwhatourcompanyneeds.Youcanlearnonthejob.Second,doyouhaveany

talents?Likedancingorsinging?

Ivy:Well….

Gwen:Ilovesinging.MyfriendsaysIsingwell.

Boss:Verygood!

Ivy:MayIaskwhatthisjobisabout?Whatdoyouwantustodo?

Boss:It’seasy.Youjustneedtosingandchatwithcustomers.Theymightgiveyousomeextratipsiftheylikeyou.

Gwen:Oh!Itsoundsgreat!Icangetalotofmoney!I’lltakethisjob!Whatdoyouthink,Ivy?

Ivy:Umm...butI’mnotgoodatsingingordancing.

Boss:It’sO.K.!Fanny…

Fanny:Yes.

Boss:Shecanteachyouhowtodothisjobwell.It’snothard.

Gwen:Howaboutthesalary?

Boss:Ha,ha!Astothesalary,Iwon’tdisappointyou.Ipromiseyou’llbearichgirlinafewdays.(showsa

cunningsmile)

Ivy:Idon’tthinkIcandoit.Itsoundsfishytome.Ithinkweshouldaskmoreaboutwhatexactlywehavetodo.

Gwen:Comeon!Takeiteasy.It’sagoodopportunity.We’llmakealotofmoney.Justthinkaboutthemoney!

Ivy:No,I’msorry.Iguessthejobisnotforme.

Gwen:Allright!Suityourself.

Ivy:Goodluck.Bye.(exits)

Fanny:Hi.Hmm…(looksatGwenfromheadtotoes)IthinkI’llchangethewayyoulook,O.K.?(Shestartsto

changeGwen’shairstyleandherclothesandshoes;shealsoputsmake-uponGwen)

SCENEIV

(Gwen’sfirstdayofworkatabar)

CustomerA:Wow,Fanny!Lookatthatgirl!Whatacutegirl!

CustomerB:I’veneverseenherbefore.Whoisshe?

Fanny:ThisisGwen.It’sherfirstdayhere.

Gwen:Hi.(Sheappearsshyanduneasy.)

CustomerA:Comesitbesideme.

CustomerB:Dancewithme.(TheybothdragGwen’arms.)

Gwen:Umm…What’sthisallabout?What’sgoingon?(Gwenstartstocryandturnstorunaway.)

Fanny:Wait,wait!Stopit!Comeback!Hey,whatareyoudoing?

Gwen:Thatmantouchedmybutt.

Fanny:Sowhat?It’snobigdeal.Takeiteasy.Nomatterwhattheydotoyou,youshouldalwaysshowrespect

tothemandobey

them.

Gwen:(Sobs)Oh!ThejobissodifferentfromwhatIhavethought.Ican’tdoit!Ican’tstandit!Iwanttoquit!

SCENEV

AtGwen’shome

Gwen:Ican’tbelievethis.Darn!HowstupidIwas.It‘sdisgusting.(Gwen’sstillcrying.)

Mom:What’swrongwithyou,honey?

Gwen:It’sterrible.Idon’tknowhowtotellyou.

Father:What’stheproblem?Tellus.

Gwen:Igotapart-timejobtheotherday.Andtodaywasmyfirstdayofwork.Ithoughttheyjustwantmetobea

performer,singingsomesongsanddancingforotherpeople.Butthecustomersthereharassedme.Theywere

evil.Theytouchedmeanditmademefeelawful.Icouldn’tdoit,soIranaway.

Mom:What?Whydidyouchoosethiskindofjobs?Areyoublind?Areyouthatstupid?

Father:Calmdown,bothofyou!Youhavetorememberthisexperience.Youshouldbecarefulwhenyouchooseajob.

Didn’tItellyouthat?

Mom:Ifyouhavetroublesfindingajob,we’llhelpyoulookforonefromtheInternetornewspapers.

Father:It’sO.K.now.Stopit.

Gwen:Thankyousomuch,MomandDad.Iloveyou.

Mom:Weloveyou,too,honey.J

英语小品剧本3

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英语小品剧本4

Characters:

Angel:Achiefbroadcaster.

Anny:Aprimaryschoolgirlwhohadcalledsomuchinordertolookforhermother.

Anny’sfather

Anny’steacher

Anny’sclassmates

Dividethestageintotwoparts.

Ontheleft:Children’sward,achair,someflowers.

Ontheright:Adesk,achair,alamp,somebooks.

(幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗)

(Thephoneisringing)

Oldwoman:Hello!

Anny（怯生生地）:Hello,I,Iwantmum.Isthatmum?

Oldwoman:Oh,I’mgranny.I’mnotmum.

Anny:I’msorry.

（电话挂断声，拨号声又起）

Ayoungwoman:Hello!

Anny（怯生生地）:Hello!Iwantmum.Isthatmum?

Youngwoman:Areyoujoking?I’mnotmarried.

（电话继续响，右半舞台亮）

Angel:Hello!

Anny（鼓起勇气）:Iwantmum.Isthatmum?

Angel:Who’sthatspeaking?

Anny:I’mAnny,yourAnny.

Angel:Anny？（充满疑惑）。（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）Whereareyou?

Anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）:Mum,（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）Mum,mum,I’mnotcrying.

Angel（安慰地，担心地）:Youareanicelittlegirl.

Anny:Mum,whydon’tyoucometoseeme?DadsaysyouwillcomebackifIamwellbehaved.Mum,don’tyoumissme?

Angel（慈爱地）:Ofcourse,Ido.Idomissyou?

Anny:Really?

Angel:Yes.Imissyousomuch.

Anny:Mummy!

Angel:En…

Anny:Mummy!

Angel:Yes?

Anny（笑若银铃）

(Angel慈爱地笑，心略有所安)

Anny(突然又哭了):Butmummy,whydon’tyoucomeback?I’mill.

Angel（关切地）:Anny,whereareyou?Tellme,whereareyou?

Anny:Mummy,I’minhospitalnow.Ifeltpain,butIdidn’tcry.Dadsaystheonewhocriesisnotagoodgirl.Thenyouwon’tcomeback.Mummy,canyoucomebacktoseeme?I’mwaitingforyouwithnotears.

Angel:Anny,I’m,I’mnot…Oh,yes,mummywillcomebacktoseeyou（Dad推门入，见Anny在打电话，连忙夺过）

Dad:I’vetoldyounottocallanybodyelse.

（对着电话）Sorry,I’mreallysorry.Thechildhasdisturbedyou.

Angel:Nevermind.I’mamother,too.Iunderstandher.MayIknowthetruth?

Dad:Eh…,hermumisn’there.Soshecalledandcalled.

Angel:Where’sAnny’smother?Youdivorced?

Dad:No,no.Ihopeshewouldcomeback.But…

Angel:Youdon’ttrustinme?I’mAngel,thechiefbroadcasterofthehotline.

Dad（回头看Anny）:Then,I’lltellyouthetruthsomeotherday.

Angel:Allright.

(灯暗景换)

Ontheleft:Anny’ssittingroom.

Ontheright:Anny’sclassroom.

（左右同时演绎）

Left:

Dad:Anny’smumpassedawayinatracfficaccidentsixyearsago.Shetoldmetohidethetruth.ThisistheletterforAnny.

Right:

Teacher:Children,inthisclass.Let’senjoyAnny’scomposition“Alettertomummy”.

(Angel,Anny同时，时空错接，音乐起)

Angel:Anny,mydearestbaby!

Anny:Mummy,mydearestmummy!

Angel:Whenweplayedhideandseek,Iwasfoundeasily.

Anny:Whenweplayedhideandseek,Icouldfoundyoueasily.

Angel:Butthistime,youcan’tfindme.

Anny:Butthistime,Ican’tfindyou.

Angel:Baby,wehaveadate.Whenyouare14,youcanfindme.

Anny:Mummy,wehaveadate.DadsayswhenIam14,Icanfindyou.

Angel:Baby,thegamelastssolong.Iwonderifyouhavethecouragetogoon.

Anny:Mummy,don’tworry.Igrowupwithyourarmsaroundmeinmydream.

Angel:Anny,ifthetimeissolong,mummywilltalkwithyouwhenyouarelookingatourphoto.

Anny:Mum,theletteryoulefttomeissolong.Ireaditeverynight,againandagain.

Angel:Anny,yourbirthdaypresentisonthewardrobe.

Anny:Mummy,I’veknownthetruth.EverytimeItakeabus,Icanseeyourdadeyes.

Angel:Anny,I’mreallyworriedifyouwillbesosadafteryour14thbirthday.Isthereanyonetoloveyouallhislife?

Anny:Mummy,I’llnevergiveup.Ibelievethereisacalltotheparadise.IwillloveDad.Iwilllovemyself.Icanflywithmyownwingsoneday.

Angel:Anny,mydear.

Anny:Mummy,besafealltheway.Therearenotearsinparadise.

(灯亮，谢幕)

英语小品剧本5

A．Classbegins,goodafternooneveryone.

B．C.D：Goodafternoon,teacher.

A.First,Iwillaskyouaquestion:Whatistheseriousproblemnowadays?

B.Ithinkit’stheproblemofenvironmentpollution.

A.It’srelatedtoourcorrectanswer.Butitisn’tcorrectone.

B.Isittheproblemofpopulationincreasing?

A.No.

C.Oh.Igotit.It’sglobalwarming.

A.Right!Globalwarmingisoneoftheseriousproblemsnowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.Ihaveaquestion.Itwasverycoldindeedthiswinter.Ithinkit’sglobalcooling!

A.Yougotthewrongconcept.Globalwarmingdoesn’tonlymeanthattheweatherisgettinghot,butalsomeanthattheweatherisoutofcontrol.Soitwillbesometimesverycold.

B.Teacher.Whatcauses“globalwarming”?

C.Iknow.Nowpeopledrivetoomanycarsandtheexhaustgasesdischargedbythecarsandlorriespollutetheairandalsodestroythenature.Itcausesglobalwarming.

A.Youareright.Doyouknowwhatwillhappenwiththeglobalwarming?

B.Yes.TheicesinSouthPolearegoingtobemeltedandatthetime,manyislandswillbegraduallyfloodedwithwater.Humanwillhavenoplacestolive.

C.Surely,wedon’twantthatwillhappen.

A.Whatsouldwedotostop“Globalwarming”?

B.Ithinkwecanprotecttheenvironmentfromourselves.Wecanplanttrees

C.Whenweareprotectingtheenvironment,wearesavingourselves.

A.Ok.Students,wecan’tonlyspeakbutnotdolater.Letusgoplantingtrees.

D.Oh,teacher!TomorrowisMarchthetwelfth,it’stree-plantingday!

A.Yes!Nowallofyouknowtheimportanceofprotectingtheenvironment.

B．C．D．Letusdoourbesttostop“Globalwarming”andmakeourearthalovelyhomeland!

A.Thatisgood.Ihopeyouallwillbesucceededinprotectingtheenvironment.Nowtheclassisoverbye-byestudents!

B.C.D.goodbye.Teacher.

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六人英语搞笑剧本孔雀东南飞,

英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）

Wanderseveryfivemiles

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

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